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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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