What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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