What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Koalas mum is a slut

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

women's rights, lol

arena football

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A man buys a prius

sure!

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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