a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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squash squash who squash my ass

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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