- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Soccer...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

I dont have a girlfriend

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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