How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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