What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Anti Joke

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