- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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