- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Koalas mum is a slut

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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