what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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