whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

yada yada

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

yolo your orange looks orange

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Barack Obama plays basketball

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Women's rights...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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