- Anti Joke

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.