roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why? Why Not?

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Anti Joke

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