Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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