Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Not a joke.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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