Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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This is a joke.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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