When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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hey, my names mark.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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