- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Your mom is not fat!

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