- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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