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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I am dyslexic

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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