- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

A man makes a sandwich.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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