- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock knock come in.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

why is pie good. because it just is.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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