- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

So does Blake

John Stamos.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What's 1+1? 69.

Justin with a hat.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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