Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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PEANIS!

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Hi

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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