- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

penis haha

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

who is awesome? no one...

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