roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

who is awesome? no one...

penis haha

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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