Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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A Serbian Film

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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