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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

ur mum

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

James Patrick Campbell

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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