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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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