What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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brittney griner

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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