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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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