- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Smeg...

Justin with a hat.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

So does Blake

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

John Stamos.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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