- Anti Joke

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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