did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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