if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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c-? men, C-men

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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