- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Knock Know! Come in!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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