What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

there once was a black man who played basketball

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Please? No.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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