In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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