Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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women's rights

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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