Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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