- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

mental kid

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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