- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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