What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Elizabeth Warren

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

lol

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Refrigerator

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...