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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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