- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

no pun intended

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Phew... it's gone.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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