Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Knock knock

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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