What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Health food.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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a woman votes!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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