how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Me Neither.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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