- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Dyslexics are teople poo

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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