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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's clear and wet? water

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Women.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

I have a gay camel

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