Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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all hail based mark

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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i love to lick...

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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