- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

MySpace.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Women's rights

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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