Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

ded on boomer and aodddan

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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