a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Smelly Indians.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Poop

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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