Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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