- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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