a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

chirs

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Bitch

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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