Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

I regret everything.....

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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