Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Netflix and chill

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Rush Limbaugh

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Jews

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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