- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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