- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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