What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

MySpace.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Cliterus

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

I'm hungry.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Women's rights

refridgrator

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Ross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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